haiku error messages

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

And Now For Something Completely Different:

We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!

We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!