Best Quotes of the Show
Sheldon: *Knock knock knock* Leonard? *Knock knock knock* Leonard? *Knock knock knock* Leonard?
Leonard: *open door* What Sheldon! What Sheldon! What Sheldon!
Sheldon: Tell me what you see here. (Holding his Laptop in his hands)
Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trail?
Leonard: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villian.
Leonard: (To Sheldon) Sometimes your movements are so life like I forget you are not a real boy.
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
Penny: (Upset about Kurt) 4 years, I lived with him. 4 years, that's like as long as High School.
Sheldon: It took you 4 years to get through High School?
Leonard: Ok, is everyone clear on the plan?
Howard: Yes, Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon's gonna run way and you're going to die.
Leonard: What would you do if you were me?
Howard: I would take Sheldon to Switzerland!
Howard: Yes, and I'd leave him there!
Howard: If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircrafts to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I'm "creepy".