Best Quotes of the Show

Leonard Hostadter

Sheldon: *Knock knock knock* Leonard? *Knock knock knock* Leonard? *Knock knock knock* Leonard?

Leonard: *open door* What Sheldon! What Sheldon! What Sheldon!

Sheldon: Tell me what you see here. (Holding his Laptop in his hands)

Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trail?

Leonard: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villian.

Leonard: (To Sheldon) Sometimes your movements are so life like I forget you are not a real boy.

Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

Penny: (Upset about Kurt) 4 years, I lived with him. 4 years, that's like as long as High School.

Sheldon: It took you 4 years to get through High School?

Howard Wolowitz

Leonard: Ok, is everyone clear on the plan?

Howard: Yes, Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon's gonna run way and you're going to die.

Leonard: What would you do if you were me?

Howard: I would take Sheldon to Switzerland!

Leonard: Really?

Howard: Yes, and I'd leave him there!

Howard: If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircrafts to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I'm "creepy".